Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Bunty : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!