Munna bhi: Ye doctor log

Munna bhi: Ye doctor log operation karte samay patiant ko sula kyon dete hai?

Circuit: Bole to patiant khud operation karna sikh nale eslia bhia

banta & santa

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Santa ki chatri me hole tha

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE

Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.
DOC: HAA AATE HAI,KAHA LAGANE HAI?
Santa: YE LO MERI CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO.

Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne Gaya

Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne Gaya
Dono 10 minute Tak Bat karte rahe
Ladki - Bhaiya aap kitne bhai-Bahen Ho?
Ladka:- Abtak 3 The par Ab 4 Ho Gaye

Ek behra dusre se: Nahane ja rahe ho?

Ek behra dusre se: Nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra: nahi, nahane ja raha hun.
pehla: Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rahe ho...

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??















sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-

Tourist - Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya?

Tourist - Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya?
Guide - Me Yaha Itne Saalo Se Kaam Kar Raha Hoon,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha,

Tourist - Kitne Saal Hue?

Guide - 300 Saal......

Boy friend:Darling,I love u.

Boy friend:Darling,I love u.
Girlfriend:Kutte ke bache....
Boyfriend:Kya!
Girlfriend:Kitne cute hote hain na.

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!