Passenger & pathan

Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Pathan :
Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Santa! Dastaney ki...

girl & santa

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai...

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf. :-)

1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?

1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?

Doosra Bacha: Pata nahin Bhai main tou Paidah hi Z@rdari ke daur mein howa hoon...

Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle

Judge said to Santa: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum ko baaizat barri kiya jata hai.
Santa: To kya main cycle rakh loon?

Boy:-waz ur name?

Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji

Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

Aik doctor apne dost se:

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
,

magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

Tchr: story sunao with moral.

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

You are in trouble

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

Had any accidents?

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."

"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

Where are you from?

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath

2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay

American Citizen:

American Citizen:

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone Wale Badal Dia Ha ?

Police Fingure Print...=P ;->

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,
.
.
Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay…..
.
( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi,

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi,

…Faraz…

Wo sub se aagy hote hain jahan chawal taqseem hote hain
(,”)
<) )—<____>
_/ _
pai ik chamcha Hor.


Read more: Funny Sms - Part 2