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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
Shehzada Saleem: Main apnay maa baap ka iklota bea hoon wo sari raat mujhey loryan sunatay thay agar main nahi sota tha. Wazeer: Ishi liya to ap ikloty reh gye…
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes : to look at you
Hands : to pray for you
Mind : to remember you
Heart : to miss you
and…
Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.
One day an Angel tested me… He erased all my memory and asked: “Do you remember any 1 now?” I told your name, Angel smiled and said: Some viruses can’t be removed!
Ek lerki thi dewani si, Inter mein wo parhti thi…! Chashma laga ker, kitabin uhta ker, Library say guzrati thi… Kuch parhna tha shayed us ko, fail hony say wo darti thi… Jab milti thi mujh say, bus yahi pocha kerti thi: Yeh inter kaisy hota hai… Yeh inter kaisy hota hai…? Or mein sirf yahi keh pata tha: Kitabin khuli hon ya hon bund, perhna akhri raat hi hota hai, Kesa kahun main Oh yara ya inter kehsa hota hai… Dedicated to all Inter Buddie
Doctor: Bache ko paani dene say pehla ubaal lena chahiye! Pathan: Woh to theek hai par… Ubalne say bacha mar to nahi jaye ga?
Shehzada Saleem: Main apnay maa baap ka iklota bea hoon wo sari raat mujhey loryan sunatay thay agar main nahi sota tha. Wazeer: Ishi liya to ap ikloty reh gye…
Jab dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo, Jab pakar lo to dil karta hai daba dun, Jab daba du to dil karta hai choos lo… Kyun kia! Saal mein ek bar aata hai Mango…
Apni Zindagi mein tou faqat andhairay hi hain faraz, Woh aur loog hain jinhon nay U.P.S. lagwaye huey hain!
True Baygarti Is! To arrive home late at night, Cigarette in hand, Mom waiting for you with a Jharoo in her hand and you ask: Hay mom abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
Teacher: What are the Similarities Among Quaid E Azam, Allama Iqbal, Sir Syed and Liaqat Ali Khan? Student: Thy all born and died on government holidays!
Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge,
Tum din ko ager raat kaho! Raat kahenge,
Saraj ko agar chand kaho! Chand kahenge,
Kyun Kia, Pagalon say panga is not Changa!
Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay
22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye
45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye
30 SMS lapata or
8 ne inbox main dam tor diya
APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen
Shukria!
1 Faqeer Bachi Se:
ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta
Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.
Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.
Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.
“Muaf Karo Baba”
Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe Kon Aapka Saath NIBHATA hai?
?
Aapka Dost?
?
Ya Phir Aapka hamsafar?
?
G Nahi. Sirf Or Sirf
Aapki “CHAPPAL”.
Mere kandhe pe Ser Rakh ker…
Usne Pucha ke kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge…
Maine Hanste howe kaha jab Tak
Log Mujhe kandhon Pe Na uthayen….
Newton’s 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad
“Newton’s 5th law”:
If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,
You Can Kick Your Own Hips
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,
Aur Kaha
Maa Qasam,
Sab Filmi Hai.
An unmarried girl’s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den ke
Ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tak pohanch jaye…
“Kahan hein ap?
Kab ayein gey?
Apni ammi ko jaldi bhejein.
Mein ne aur nahi parhna.”:-(
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes : to look at you
Hands : to pray for you
Mind : to remember you
Heart : to miss you
and…
Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.