ek dafa ek admi apnay eleven

ek dafa ek admi apnay eleven (11) bachon kay sath zoo main jata hai. jab wo zoo main pohanchtay hain 2 wo admi wahan kay guard say kehta hai:
bhai meray bachon nay kabhi zarafa (giraff) nahin dhaikha hamain oos kay pass lay chalo.
wo guard pehlay oos kay 11 bachon ko dhekhta hai or phir pochta hai:
kiya yeh 11 kay 11 bachay aap kay hain.
wo admi kehta hai:
han marey hi hain.
to wo guard kehta hai:
aap yahin tashreef rakhyeh zaNDIJOKESArafa khood aap ko dhekhnay aay ga.

Doctor: Mrs Malik app kay leay khushi ki khabar

Doctor: Mrs Malik app kay leay khushi ki khabar hay.
Lady: main Mrs Malik nahi sirf Ms. Malik hoon
Doctor: phir app kay leay bori khabar hay.

aray samajh agia tu hansta keon nahi....

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana kay app ko koon si bemari hay zara mushkil hay meray khayal main ya nashay ki waja say hay.

Mareez: Theek hay doctor sahib main ab us waqt aoon ga jab app nashay main nahi hoongay.