Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai
Vakil Kyu Bane?
Ab Kya Karoge?
Pappu-Judge Banunga

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

Or Haal Chaal Pucha
Qabar Se Aawaz N Aayi

RAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya K

AISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA

Ap ko pata He k

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

RAAZ taxi driver se-

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di

RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di
Police-Q..ki
RAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha Tha
FARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun He
To Bolta Tumhari Bhabi

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata

Ye bathroom me kon baitha he

Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata

Wash ur Mobile

Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha

Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le