In barishon se kaho k mere angan

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,


Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain.......!!

Marne ke baad bhi

Marne ke baad bhi
meri Ungliya hilti
rahi



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Adat jo pad Gayi Thi
Daily 500 Sms karne
Ki

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi
Jab Aap paida Hue



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YA KOI AUR

Jawab jaldi Bhejna
Company Bandh
Karni H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Fir
Na Ho

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.

Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

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Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.

Aur

Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.

.

Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.

Jholay Laal

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz...
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.
Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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.
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"Kya Taqleef hai..?"

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wah Wah Wah

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wo Muskurai, Or Boli
"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN"

Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat

Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...


Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,


Kyu k petrol ek din baad phir mehnga ho gya hai.

Lo G ek baar phir

Lo G ek baar phir
Petrol mehnga krne par.


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Naara masom awam ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka.

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
.
Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Teri har suba muskurati rahe

Teri har suba muskurati rahe
teri har shaam gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile iss tarah se mile ki
har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe

Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad aga

Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye.

To Farmaya.....

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Or

Hath mein hai naya Lux.....:-)'

Cheel urri ...

Cheel urri ...

Kaw'wa urra.!,'

Maina urri,.,'

Chir'ria urri....,'

gadha urra.,.,'


Oo...sorry

jaldi main aap ko b urra dia...

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,
Didar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

Piyar B Ho Beshumar B Ho,
Izhar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

SMS B Ho Mazedar B Ho,
"REPLY" Na Ho To Kia Faida,

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi main nahi dekhi FARAZ

Sab k samne jo mere kan main kehti hai..




"Ap k account ki raqam is call k liay na kafi hai".

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna kesy Doob jaaty hen,,,,


Ham to Karwat Bi BadaLty hen to manji cho0n cho0n krti hy...