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Friday, December 10, 2010

1 Khubsuti

1 Khubsuti
1 Taazgi
1 Dosti
1 Narazgi
1 Sapna
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehsass
1 Rishta
1 Pyas
Kuch Dur
Kuch Pas
Kuch Log
Bahut Khaas..Jaise AAP!

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta Profile hai," Sabse alag sbse juda Apka Smile hai,"Wah kya Ada kya Style hai,"Naak Pochhne ki Tameez nahi aur Hath me Mobil

Rocky -vicky tu tina ko line marna 6od de .

Rocky -vicky tu tina ko line marna 6od de .
Vicky-kyu ?Rocky- kyunki uska 1 boyfriend he .
Vicky- usme kya hua ,
fotball me bhi goalkeeper hota he fir bhi samne vali team goal marti he na .

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

a lecture waz going on

a lecture waz going on
suddenly a boy went out of the class

lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya??

boy's friend: sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai

Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?

Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!

Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?

Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.

Yaar me ye msg ap ko apne

Yaar me ye msg ap ko apne
Brand new
i.pod
6 mega pxcl camra
8 GB memory
Blue/Infra/GPRS/MMS
Ur
Touch Screen

Se to nhi kr rha
Pr
DUA krna jald az jald kr sku