1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.



Banta: Isn't it too high?



Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p :

Wife: Meine "GADHO" par research ki Hai,

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

Karan Johar ka kamaal to dekho

Karan Johar ka kamaal to dekho
kuch kuch-luv ur frenz
K3G-Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho-Luv ur neighbors
KANK-luv others' wife
n nw
DOSTANA-luv d same gendr;-)