Aladdin ka chirag Mila

Aladdin ka chirag Mila!

= Me jin se bola,
is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!

*Jin hans kar bola-
= Multiplication doesnt apply on zero!

exam mein student ne apne agay bhaite

exam mein student ne apne agay bhaite student se japan ki rajdhan poochi to unse jawab diya is baar to tok diya abki baar mat tokyo

Maine 8000ka naya mobile liya h.Jisme

Maine 8000ka naya mobile liya h.Jisme
Blue-tooth
5Mega Pixel Double Camera
Touch Scree
MP3
Radio
8GB memory,
Internet...





Kuch b nhi h Apko chahiye to btana

1 Cgrte apki zindgi 5 min kam karti hai

1 Cgrte apki zindgi 5 min kam karti hai or 1 Smile apki zindgi ka 10 min badhati hai. Moral:Haste-2 Cgrte pite raho
To bhi 5 min ka fayda hoga.

Zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana..

Zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana..

1-DARD
2-GUM
3-NARAZGI

aur zindagi me 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna.


1-HANSI
2-DOSTI
&
3-Ho sake to humein..

Surat aapki Bholi Bhali,

Surat aapki Bholi Bhali,
Vasta bhi nirala hai
sakl vaise kali hai
bs pauder ka ujala hai

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO

Jub Usne Kaha

I Love U Jaan !

Wala SMS

Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya Tha
Bhai Jaan

Is Msg Ko 0pen N Kre

Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
N
Kre

Bola Tha
Fir B 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS he
Mera Kaam Ho Gya
Ab Aap Jano

Kash Tum Or Hum Sath Hote To

Kash
Ye
Fasle
Na
Hote
Kash
Hum
Dur
Na
Hote
Kash
Tum
Or
Hum
Sath
Hote
To
call,sms k paise bach jate
Or
Dono
Is paise se Horlicks pite.
EPANG UPANG JHAPANG.
sorry

Khamosi me jo sunoge wo awaz hmari hogi.

Khamosi me jo sunoge wo awaz hmari hogi. Zindgi bhar sath rhe wo pyar hmara hoga. Duniya ki hr khushi 1 din aapki hogi, kyunki inke piche dua hmari hogi.