Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM???????????????????????????????????????

injection se bahut darte ho.

पतिः डार्लिग! यह सच है न कि एक बार देखा हुआ चेहरा तुम कभी नह

पतिः डार्लिग! यह सच है न कि एक बार देखा हुआ चेहरा तुम कभी नही भूलती ?
पत्नीः हां, मगर क्यो ?
पति: वो दरअसल तुम्हारे ड्रेसिंग टेबल का महंगा आईना अभी-अभी टूट गया है
और नए आईने का जुगाड होने तक तुम्हे अपनी याददाश्त से काम चलाना पडेगा।

Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees

Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai

पत्नी: अपने कंजूसी पति से :- भगवान के लिए

पत्नी: अपने कंजूसी पति से :- भगवान के लिए मुझ पर दया करो और जल्दी अस्पताल में फोन करके एंबुलेंस को बुलाया लो। मेरे दिल में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है।
पति: श्मशान घाट फोन करके मुर्दागाडी बुला लेता हूं। मैं तुम्हें अस्पताल ले जाकर फालतू पैसा खर्च करना नही चाहता।

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?
Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai,

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai,
Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai,
Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?
Bhadur Ya Khubsurat? Student: Dono, Yani . . . "Hero

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai..

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai..
Student Was Sleeping..
Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"?
Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gay

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.


MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

CIRCUIT :

CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Man Knows Man’s Nature…

Man Knows Man’s Nature…
Customer:
I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?

Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.

Man:
Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.
Friend:
4th?
Man:
He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
Friend:
Y D0nt U Throw Him Out?
Man:
Woi To
GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai..

MUNNA BHAI :

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
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MUNNA BHAI :

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
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Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say: Tum Kis Din Paida Howay? Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko. Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay Ha...

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.
Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.


ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and
in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India

Husband wife ki godh mein leta

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:

Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.