Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the,

Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Funny Laloo: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wifei bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar film

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar film dekhne jate hain. Pucho to kiyun?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Marriage.

Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho

Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumou

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Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai. Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!. Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai? Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic Park movie dekhne jate hain.

Dinosaur screen ke paas aa raha tha. Pakistani darke seat ke neech chhup gaya.

Indian: kyon Pakistani bhai Ji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.

Pakistani: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english...

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maart

Indian Kids Jokes in Hindi

Funny Gadha

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

Children's Day (14th Nov) har saal Valentine's

Children's Day

Children's Day (14th Nov) har saal Valentine's Day (14th Feb) ke 9 months baad kyon aata hai?

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun.

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi Start karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?