Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,

Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsan kar do
Ghar se nange niklo aur pure mohalle ko hairan kar do.....

Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya

Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya Haal ho gaya hai 8Am se 8Pm tak boss jeene nahi deta aur 8Pm k baad Ashok Gehlot peene Nahi deta,... ... .

Poem luvd by girls.

Poem luvd by girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho..!

Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?

Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?

Aaka:mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?

Jin:Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nhi..

A Santa enters shop shouts,

A Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Agar apse kendra sarkar ke vibhag ka koi

Agar apse kendra sarkar ke vibhag ka koi bhi adhikari rishwat mangta hai to CBI ko phone kare. SP CBI LUCKNOW 9984854660

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo.

Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithen.

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte....
Élection me kya khare honge¿?