police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha

police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha ...aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
officer ne bihaari se poocha...."agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge"
bihaari lal phat se jawaab diya..."jee mai jholi failaa kar chanda maangne lagoonga..."

jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai

jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai .......

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager.

Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his
wife
Today you have to sleep with the manager. Wife fainted.

nterviewer: what is your birth date?

nterviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar in an interview

Manager asked to sardar in an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

kaun banay ga crorpatti mein sardar ji

kaun banay ga crorpatti mein sardar ji se sawal poocha gaya ...

1:AAP KI BIWI KE BAAL KONSAY RUNG KE HEIN ..

(1)YELLOW (2) BROWN
(3)RED (4) BLACK)

KAFI SOCHNAY KE BAAD...SARDAR JI NE BOLA ...CAN I PHONE A FRIEND!!!!

Dear meri dil ki Katori,

Dear meri dil ki Katori,

Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at

babli's wedding. The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like

a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.

Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter

chicken reminds me your sweet voice. Mai kya ji, would you be the

butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!

Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my

love ji. What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi.

Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle......

aik sick tha ! jo apne doston ke saat behta tha

aik sick tha ! jo apne doston ke saat behta tha
to kehta main to mahir houn english mein ...
to log kehte acha beyi proof kerke dikhao
to wo kehta acha dosto mujhe ye betao ider iss kemre mein konssi cheez hai jo "b" s start hothi hai .
to ouske dost bohott koshish kerte hain .
Koi kehta hai Butter . ball per kissi ko bhi answer nahin ata
tO AKHIR MEIN AKE SARE KEHTE HAIN I GIVE UP
to pir wo kehta hai tum sare bhi na ,,bohot stupid ho , tori bhi ho na inteligence wo hai hi nahin
kehta ,yaarr "b" se bindowww
hahahah
it means sardar khud hi stupid nikel tha hai !

Ek banda dusre ko kehta he

Ek banda dusre ko kehta he ke phone karne se pehle 2 lagao. Dusra us ko 2 thapparr marta he or phone karta he. Wo phir kehta he ke yeh thappar kyun? Wo kehta he ke aap ne khud yehi hi kaha tha ke phone karne se pehle do lagao. HAHAHAHA

There's two guys and over something

There's two guys and over something stupid the first guy gets pissed off and asks the second idiot, "chither khanay aa!!"...and the idiot says, "nahi, main karoon khakay aaya...cha pani the inthezaam kardo".

1 Din jangal vich janwaran di party

1 Din jangal vich janwaran di party vich chuhe(rat) de 3-4 PEG lagge hoye si te chuha TAIT si....

Billi(cat) : je auj party na hundi ta main tenu khaa jana si .

Chuha(rat) : ja ja chali ja, nahi ta loki kehngey khaadi-peeti ch janani kut ti...

A Sardar & his wife filed an application

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girlfriend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on. Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.
"What's wrong with you... this is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!"
"I'm waiting," Santa said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Banta.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."