Santa’s donkey was missing

Santa’s donkey was missing

Santa’s donkey was missing. Santa was praying and thanking God. Banta saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?” Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

The doctor told Santa

The doctor told Santa

The doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What’s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.

ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!

ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!


boy-"kya me tumara hath chum sakta hu...?
girl- kiu? kutte ....!]
kamine...!
haramjade..! mere hoto me kya jahar laga he kya..??

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka

Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye. Mahila: Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain.

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai

Histry Of Pakorey

Histry Of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac'che The To Baloach Bola





"PAKO REY" ..

Santa Meets His Friend Banta

Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym Santa: A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ??? Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ...

Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya

Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye???
Santa:-BIRLA CEMENT
Pandit:-kyun?
Santa:- Is cement main JAAN HAI...!!!

patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye?

patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye? doc. agar operation successful hua toh mere liye nahin toh tumhare liye!!