JUMBO JOKEY: 03/20/12

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 10

Pathan selling parashute

Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par safely land kar jao

Customer:agr parashute nahi khula to??

Pathan: Yara paisa wapas…!!!!

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…=P;->

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 9