Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...
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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?
"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"
Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.