santa & banta

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"

Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet

Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.

Santa: Yeh lo HAJMOLA...

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Pandit: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Panditani: Kar di na Panditon wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein

Best Pakistani Jokes

2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass)

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Arz kiya hai..ki..

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.