1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki

Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai Pucho Kyon???
Usne Sales Girl se Kaha Aapki EK EK Item Mast Hai.
Aaj SONE Ka Kya Bhav Hai???

Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai?

Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai?
Dukandar: Rs.700 Girl: uff! Aur goldon ki?
Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff. .

Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga.

Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga.
BOY: Ek kya take Rs. 5 but tell me,
itna sasta khana mil kahan raha hai? Saath chalenge.

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bol

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,

Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..

A Cute Proposal

A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt.....

Santa ki Beti : "Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega."

Santa ki Beti : "Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega."
Nxt Day Santa ki Beti bhag gayi.
Santa : "Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi wo Jyotishi.&

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

Constabl-Sir,kal rat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi

Constabl-Sir,kal rat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor-to isme itne pareshan Q ho
Const-Sir,Hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nahi aaya.Hi

santa & banta

Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga..khade khade hi nipatana pada..

Banta dairy likh raha tha

Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami"

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . .

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.