Teacher:" What is your name?".

Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight

Judge: Tum ne ek hi raat mein 7 jagah chori ki ?

Judge: Tum ne ek hi raat mein 7 jagah chori ki ?

Chor: Haan Sahib, Mai mehnat se gi nahi churata.

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;-)

Kya tum ped pe chadsakte ho,

Kya tum ped pe chadsakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakteho,
kya sina cheer k dikhasakte ho,nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar
jaisi hone se koi Hanumannai hota.

Santa's girfriend:

Santa's girfriend:
Meri maa aapko bahut
pasand karti hai.....
Santa, after a deep
thought: Kuchh bhi ho
jaye, shaadi to main
tujhse hi karunga..... .!!!!

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai

Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala

Gabbar: Are O Samba, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba: sardar agr reply kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.

1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha

1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha raste me guzarte hue 1 admi ne pucha sardarji rikhaw ka wheel Q nikal rahe to sardarji bole dikhta nahi board likha hai only two wheelar parking

Santar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se

Santar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
Banta: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? Santa:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

Santa jngl me:Samne sher aya

Santa jngl me:Samne sher aya,santa mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,banta wahi ruk gya santa:abe bhag banta:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

3 sardars were going on a bike.

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..

Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message

Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message
bheja sir g barood(RDX)thora kaam dala karein!


mein Jannat say bhe thora agay nikal aya hun!!

santa & banta

SANTA:BANTA TERE GHAR LETRIN BANI HAI
BANTA :HAN BANI HAI,AUR TUMHARE GHAR
SANTA:MERE GHAR TO DAL CHAWAL BANE HAIN

Boss : I am giving you a job as a driver.

Boss : I am giving you a job as a driver. The STARTING salary is Rs.2000 /-, is it o.k.

Santa : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......

But?? how much is the DRIVING salary...?

Agar basanti ki mausi takhur ko rakhi bandey tho

Agar basanti ki mausi takhur ko rakhi bandey tho

tho mauki ka takhur se kya rishta hoga

free mey dimag mat lagao yaar takhur ke hath he nahi hai

Santa: Why do girls look beautiful?

Santa: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up?
Banta: All false. Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.