K"jim 34@sdfr$ikmpo%abc" !

K"jim 34@sdfr$ikmpo%abc" !
56$ saderoplyt=21$pytr
qwe+76+56=1213$

LOKAN NU KUJH B BHEJO.....

PADAN TA INJH LAG JANDE NE JIVE MASHOOQ DA LOVE LETTER BHEJYAA HOVE....!!

Hahahahahaaaa.......

Our sardarji was filling up an application

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column
"Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Man: Sardarji where were u born?

Man: Sardarji where were u born?

Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

This sardarji goes to the see

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

A sardar sees lot of guys running

A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing

The bystander A Marathon race is going on

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

A theif stuck a pistol in a gentleman's ribs and

A theif stuck a pistol in a gentleman's ribs and
said, 'Give me your money.'
The gentleman shocked by the sudden attack said,
'You cannot do this, I am a Punjab Policeman.'
The thief said, 'In that case, give me my money.'

Ik din kuch punjabi gabroo कोठे

Ik din kuch punjabi gabroo kothe te chad ke galee di andi-jandi kudia nu ched de paye san.Jadoo ik garm mijaj di kudi de naal unnahe ne a harkat kiti te oh gusse vich bole "chappal la ke utey aawa"?
Eha sune ke ik gabroo bolya "koei gal nahi chappal payee-payee ajaao.Utey keda paath ho raya hai".

Sardarji opens his lunch box in

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office

Ik wari america which ik market survey

Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.

survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.

Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?

Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
Sardar : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.

A sardar was drawing money from

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258