Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati

Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: Nahi hoti

Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti

Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mein Shehad (Honey) Me!Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko Chatne Lga Aur Aap Mujhe!

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki

girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki mujhse pyar karne lage
boy- abhi kaha dekha hai maine sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to pyar kiya hai

Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.

Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.
Bamta- tu ped par kyo latka hai.
Santa- Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, ISLIYE

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?
Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.
Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir?
Johnny: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

santa & banta

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de ---bas ladki fas gai

santa and banta went to

santa and banta went to steal in Ram,s house at night when he is sleeping

Santa drops a plate
Ram :kaun hai?
Santa: meow
Banta drops a plate

Ram : kaun hai?
Banta : ek aur billi

s house at night when he is sleeping

Santa drops a plate
Ram :kaun hai?
Santa: meow
Banta drops a plate

Ram : kaun hai?
Banta : ek aur billi