Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Zindagi, Dost Aur Mohabbat Teeno Be-wafa Hote Hain.

Teacher:

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?



Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. :-)

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls)

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?



Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?

Ans: 10%

Bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.


Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

Zindagi Mei Race Kabhi Mat lagana.

Zindagi Mei Race Kabhi Mat lagana.

Why?

Kyun k aapka naam change ho sakta hai.

But How?

Because Jo Jeeta wohi "Sikandar"..

(',') <( )> 50kg J L

(',')
<( )> 50kg
J L

(,')>
<( ) 40kg J L (,") <)(> 15kg
JL

Dekha kya se kya ho gya aapke SMS k intezar main.

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he
..maut nahi.?
pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..

maut nahi.

Kuch Apni Si hai Kuch Ajnabi

Kuch Apni Si hai Kuch Ajnabi Si Yeh Zindagi, Ab Kya Baataye Humare Baare Me Log Kehte Muskurate Bahut Ho tum Ab kya baataye Unhe Sooni Si Hai Yeh Zindagi.......

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he
..maut nahi.?
pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..

maut nahi.

==========)---- Ye mere

==========)---- Ye mere Dadda ki Talvaar hai. Jab bhi uthegi. SMS na karne walo k liye uthegi. Aap mat Dariye aap to karte hai na .?

Difference between bus driver &

Difference between bus driver & conductor. conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega aur agar driver so jaye to sabka ticket kat jayega.
Gm

7rang

7rang
7sur
7samundar
7janam
7sanskar
7 bole to
7me jeena
7me mrna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me milker chalna
bas yahi hai hamara7
bas aap 7dena:-)

Patient:mujhe bemari

Patient:mujhe bemari hai,khane k baad bhookh nahi lagati, sone k baad nind nahi aati kaam karu to thak jata hu, Dr: saari rat dhup me betho thik ho jaoge

1=Simple 2=Soft

1=Simple 2=Soft
3=Jisko dekha uske ho gye 4=Romantic
5=Darpok 6=confsd.
7=Mekar
8=Lovable 9=kanjuss
10=Bht Dildaar 11=Caring
12=Saf dil 13=kamchor
14=Matlabi

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna

Qki

Ye ati h HEER ki trah,

Lagti hai KHEER ki trah

Chubhti hai TEER ki trah

Aur

Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.

Ek baar TAMANNA ne zindagi ke

Ek baar TAMANNA ne zindagi ke aanchal me apna sir rakhkar kaha ki.main poori kab houngi to zindagi ne hanskar jawab diya ki jo poori ho jaye wo TAMANNA hi kya..

Thnx Yaar.

Thnx Yaar.
Balance Mil Gaya Hai Mujhe.tumne sach me recharg karwa dia. thanx Dear.












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Kisi se itni dosti krna k hadd na rahe,

Kisi se itni dosti krna k hadd na rahe,
Mgr aitbar itna krna k shaq na rahe,
Wafa itni krna k bewafai na ho,
Or dua bas itni krna k judai na ho....