A Teacher lecturing on population -

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.

There's a jatt driving on the highway.

There's a jatt driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''sardar ji, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''

Jatt says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

1ST SARDAR:YAAR ITNA BARA

1ST SARDAR:YAAR ITNA BARA AEROPLANE HOTA HAI YE IS KO PAINT KAISE KARTEIN HAIN.
2ND SARDAR:OOE PAGAL JAB AEROPLANE URTA HAI TO JAB BOHAT UPAR JA KAR CHOTA SA HO JAATA HAI NA TAB KARTEIN HAIN.

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to
Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st
and *again* barefeet!"

Sardarji is trying to commit

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

A dipper and a gora are sitting beside each

A dipper and a gora are sitting beside each other on a plane. It was a long flight to India so the gora said:"Let's play a game." The dipper said sure. The gora said let's play I spy. The dipper said sure. The gora started. He said I spy with my little eye something black. The dipper said suitcase? He was right. Then he said I spy with my little eye something that starts with the letter B. The gora looked hard for about ten minutes. Then finally he gave up .He said what was it. The dipper said look stupid gora "bindow"!

2 sardar talking during diwali

2 sardar talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir
awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

LIFE TIPS Padhai kro, Kudi pichhe na mro .

LIFE TIPS
Padhai kro,
Kudi pichhe na mro .
Yaran naal na lro,
Jad b kro aish kro .
Rajj ke khaaoo,
Rajj ke peeoo .
Khull ke jiyo,
Maouj udaoo .
Bhangre paaoo,
Loga da sir khaaoo .
PEG LAAOO TE SO(SLEEP) JAAOO

Ik baar 1 kuri gali vich akeli jaa rahi si,

Ik baar 1 kuri gali vich akeli jaa rahi si, te usi waqt 1 munda sahmne to aa reha si, te fir dono bilkul kol aa gaye te munda side te ho geya, TE KUDI LUNG GAYI...!!

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....

Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Student: Ki karda masterr g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !

One sardarji professor asked a plumber

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.
Sardar does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Sardar replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...