Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

Papa- Wat is BBA!

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

Boy- chal shadi kr ke bhag jate hai ya bhag k

Boy- chal shadi kr ke bhag jate hai ya bhag k shadi kr le. Gil- fate hue chappal se mar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayega.

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain,

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain, un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi? wo khush naseeb kon hoga??
Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi or dosra khush naseeb hoga.

pagal-Dr. sahab main khud ko bhagwan samjhne

pagal-Dr. sahab main khud ko bhagwan samjhne laga hu.doctor-ye problem kabse hai? pagal- jabse maine ye duniya banai hai

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

Bnta:Baccha Paida hotay samay nanga Q aata hy?

Bnta:Baccha Paida hotay samay nanga Q aata hy?
S:Us k pas kapde kharedne k liya paise kaha Hota hy

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In Water?
Aman: Hmmm…..Fish.
Chaman: Thik Ha Aur Chaar?
Aman: Fish Ke Brother, Sister Father And Mother…

MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se:

MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu?
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua?
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon?
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai...