Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom

1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom hay aisa insaan ko bohat saray log kis name say jantay hain jo KHANDANI MANSOOBA BANDI par amal nahi kartay

2 FRIEND: kis name say .... ?

1 FRIEND: DADDY

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye,

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye, to woh doctor ke pass dawai lene challa giya, doctor ne dawai di to pujari ne poocha, doctor sahib PARHEJ kya karu ?
Doctor bola : bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana ...

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Nepolian ek person ko bade garv

Nepolian ek person ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Person bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar।The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar !"

WO KIA DIN THAY JAB HUM JIN THAY

WO KIA DIN THAY JAB HUM JIN THAY

AB HUM DEO HAIN JINOON KAY PEO HAIN

Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi .

Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi .
Jise samjha coca cola, woh nikla dhokha cola .
Is liye aaj ke baad no more SOFT DRINKS, only WHISKY - kabhi na risky...

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"

Ek kanjoos ka beta apni girl friend

Ek kanjoos ka beta apni girl friend ke sath bahar ghum ke ghar vapis aaya to kanjoos baap ne poocha :-
Kanjoos baap :kitne paise kharche ?
beta : 50
kanjoos baap : (in anger) 50 Rs
beta : papa kya karta uske pass 50 hi the .

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.

wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA