An Elephant meets an Ant.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

An Elephant meets an Ant.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA

santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

banta:ye khat urgent pohchana hai

santa:kaha?

banta:address padhne ka tym nahi hai...

1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...

1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha

dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho

pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun!!!

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha
Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya.

How to develop positive thinking?

How to develop positive thinking?Watch F-TV.Bcoz u always think "Arey yaar ok theek hai,yah nahi to agli model ke kapde me se kuch dikhega"

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."