What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and
Qaid-e-Azam?
Pathan replied
“All r born on govt holidays”

aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai

aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai
meri behan kai 3 bhai hain lakin meray 2

1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi

1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka

Puchho Q?

Q Ki Wo Sari Raat FIRE BRIGADE Wale Ko Mis cal karta raha!
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100 logon se pucha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka

100 logon se pucha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain

A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki

A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

Patient - Dr. sabah ye dava kisi bhi

Patient - Dr. sabah ye dava kisi bhi medical store me nahi mil rahi.
Dr. - Ohh sorry, medicine likhni to mein bhool hi gaya, ye to mera signature hai

Ladka Shadi ke liye ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladka Shadi ke liye ladki dekhne gaya,
usne ladki se pucha,
Tumpe me Vishwas kaise karu?
Ladki Boli pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo.

3 pagalo ko hospital se discharge karte samay

3 pagalo ko hospital se discharge karte samay doctors ne test kiya dewar per door ka scatch banaya aur teeno se kaha yeh door khol kar ghar jao 2 pagal bhag kar door kholne lage doctors ne pehle wale se pocha tum door nahi khologe to us ne kaha yeh dono pagal hai us door ki key mere pass hai

Pathan Cycle Ka

Pathan Cycle Ka
Brake hath mein
Lekar nach
Raha Tha
Sardar: yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: oye!
Yara dikhta nahi kya?
BRAKE DANCE!
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American pathan se : Hum chand par ja sakta hay.

American pathan se : Hum chand par ja sakta hay.
Pathan : To kia hua ham sooraj par ja sakta hay.
American : Impossible Tum jal jao gay.

Pathan : Hum pagal nahi hay ham raat mein jaiga