Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar

Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar- barabar tor raha tha

puchha kyon

Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

Power house company ki job hai

Power house company ki job hai
salary Rs 45,000 /-
karni hai to reply karein.?
jayada mehant ka kam nahi
Bus




bijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..

Power house company ki job hai

Power house company ki job hai
salary Rs 45,000 /-
karni hai to reply karein.?
jayada mehant ka kam nahi
Bus




bijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..

Jyoitishi: Tere upper shani ki dash hai 1100/

Jyoitishi: Tere upper shani ki dash hai 1100/ do, dasha hata dunga
Banta: Mere pass nahi hai
Jyotishi: To 101/ de do
Banta: Nahi hai
Jyotishi: 11/ de do
Banta: Abhi to nahi hai
Jyotishi: phir chinta mat karo Rahu Ketu Shani tino milkar bhi tumhara kya bigaar lenge

Ladki_ maa...

Ladki_ maa...
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe baar baar kiss kar k bhag jata hai maa muskura ke boli_bada shararti hai... bilkul apne baap par gaya hai

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye

Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye Ye nadiya Ye kinare Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai .

Machhar apne pote se-beta hmare jmane me khoon

Machhar apne pote se-beta hmare jmane me khoon choosna itna aasan nhi hota tha.
Pota-Q
Dada- Kyonki us jmane me ldkiya pure kapde jo pahankar soti thi.

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi,

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar

Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao
Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.

banta & santa

Banta: chal bahar chalte hai, taazi hawa kha kar aate hai
Santa: Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aaya