Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana,

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho


Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)