Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?Gujarati ki

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

banta & santa

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..

banta & santa

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?

batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”