Modern Heer – Mein tumhare

Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya

Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se

Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se
3 mazedar ye hain
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.1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar

Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye

Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
Guar farmaiyega Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
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Par usse na boliye jo tose tagda hoye!!

Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk,

Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr
par girls hostel bana dena!!

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

Apne smart hone par itna guroor

Apne smart hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..
Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…!!!

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai! chahiye computer k lye.