ek machaar our makki main pyar ho gya

ek machaar our makki main pyar ho gya
dono ki mohabbat hadse bhi jyada badh gai aur dono shadi kar lete hai
shadi ke frist night ko machaar apne dosto k sath 12:00 baje tak baitta raha

to dost bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar kar rahi hogi to machaar sida apne ghar jata hai aur phir apne dosto k pas ata to dost puchte hai: kya hua? phir kyun vapis agya?

to machar us baat ka javab nahi deta our us k dost gaalea dete

phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto ke pass aata hai to phir puchte kyun agya

to machaar kaheta hai ki makhi ALLOUT lagakar soye hui hai

An old rich man marries a young gal.

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya,

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

Ek baccha bus mein bus driver

Ek baccha bus mein bus driver ki peeche vaali seat mein betha aur apnay aap sey bolna shuru hogaya:
"agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota".
bus driver ne pehelay ussay bardaasht kiya.
baccha dobara bola: "agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota."
iss tarha baccha bolta gaya , bolta gaya.
yahaan tak ke bus driver ney bus rok dee aur bacchay se poocha:
"agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kiya hota???
bachay ne javaab diya: BUS DRIVER

EK GANJE KE SIR PAR DO BAAL THE

EK GANJE KE SIR PAR DO BAAL THE
PEHLE BAAL NE DUSRE SE KAHA KI:- CHALO HUM DONO SHADI KARLE AUR DHEERE DHEERE SAARE BAAL KO PAIDA KARE .DUSRE BAAL NE KAHA KI:-SORRY DARLING BAAL VIVAH NOT ALLOWED .........

Aik aadmi bass mein jagah na hone

Aik aadmi bass mein jagah na hone ki wajah se bus ke darwaaze se latakk raha hota hai.signal stop hone parr aik bhikaari uss ki qameez pakar karr kehta hai Allah ke naam parr 10 Rupey de do.."Allah tumhain jannat main jagahh de ghaa"!!
Aadmi bolta hai O Baba Buss main to jagahh mill nahi rahhi janaat main kahaan mille ghi!!!

Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum

Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum kotay par kia kar rahay hoo....

Son: mama chand dekh raha hoon ....

Mother: beta raat bohat ho gaee hay tum bhi nechay ajaoo aur chand ko kahoo kay ghar chalee jay

1 Pandit puri jindgi sochta raha,

1 Pandit puri jindgi sochta raha,
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Aur sochte sochte hi mar gaya ki agar meri behan ke 2 bhai hai to mera 1 kaise...

Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the

Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakdke dal na"