Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI

Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
Pandit: kaho main apni patni koo apna sab kuch dene ki shapat leta hun...
peeche se awaaz aayi "lo bechaare ki cycle bhi gye"...

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko

Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!

History Teacher : From where to where did

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals ruled?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain

ek admi ped ki dal par har roj beth

ek admi ped ki dal par har roj beth jat tha aur wo pagal ho chuka tha bato kyon







kyonki usne mba ki thi apne ko branch manager samjt tha

father:jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.

father:jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.
beta:abu mein nai jasakta, mein game khel raha hun.
2nd beta:choreye abu ye to hai he batamez






















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