JUMBO JOKEY: 01/04/12

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

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Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun

Ba adb Ba mulaiza

Ba adb
Ba mulaiza
Hoshiyar...
Gadhe p swar
Murkho k Srtaj
Paglo k Srdar
Snki e alam
Tajdar e Murkhistan
Ghochuo k shahnsha
sms reciv kr rhe hai
pa pa pa ......pe pe pe

yeh zaruri Nai ki Aag se jal Jaye Insaan :

yeh zaruri Nai ki Aag se jal Jaye Insaan :
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Log to meere STYLE se bhi jal jate hai.

Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni

Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?

Best rply:Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko n lagni chahiye.

Sb line me aao

Sb line me aao
('.') ('.') ('.') ('.')
>) ) >) ) >) ) >) )
LL LL LL LL

kisiKo Dhakka Na Dena ok.

sbhi ko sms milega...
Jhagda nhi..

___/.DON.

_______/.DON.____
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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Q?
Q k
Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

Heer ro ro k ranjhe nu keh rhi hai !!

Heer ro ro k ranjhe nu keh rhi hai !!

Heer ro ro k ranjhe nu keh rhi hai !!

Rumal de kutteya dikhda ni meri Nozzyy beh rhi hai....

Har tamanna apki u puri ho jaye,

Har tamanna apki u puri ho jaye,

Sapno ki duniya hakikt ban jye,

Ho jaye apki kismat kuch is kadar roshan,

ki hath khul b na paye or dua puri ho jaye.

Har tamanna apki u puri ho jaye,

Har tamanna apki u puri ho jaye,

Sapno ki duniya hakikt ban jye,

Ho jaye apki kismat kuch is kadar roshan,

ki hath khul b na paye or dua puri ho jaye.

Apko kabhi meri koi BAAT ya

Apko kabhi meri koi BAAT ya SMS bura lage to aap ko pura haq hai ki,

Aap apna MOBILE zor se DIWAR me mar de,

Kyo ki aapki KUSHI me hi meri kushi hai.?

Kal Rat kitab meri mujhe

Kal Rat kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Or neend mujhe apni taraf khasit ti rhi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya, Kal raat fir 1 honhar student bina pdhe soo gay

If I Die And God Asks Me What's My Last Wish..

If I Die And God Asks Me What's My Last Wish..

I'll Pause For A While To Look For Friends

And When I See You All Crying I Would Say:

Yee Jo Sab Drama Kar Rahey Hein Naa,

Inko Bhi Bula Lo :-D

Mujh Se Ab Ye "Judai Ka Gham"

Mujh Se Ab Ye "Judai Ka Gham" Piya Nahi Jata

Faraz

Mujhe 2 Glass "TANG" Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke..

DUA KI APPEAL

DUA KI APPEAL:

Guzarish Ye Hai K

Maine Abhi Abhi
Ek 800gm ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai

Aap Sab Dua Karen K
Woh Meetha Nikal Aaye.

Suvichar:-

Suvichar:-
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte.

Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai Jis K Katne

Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai Jis K Katne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai

Nai Pata

Bilkul Nahi?

Ludo Wala SAANP
Ha Ha Ha...:-))

Company PJ..

Company PJ..

Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna

Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna

LoversPark DAIRY MILK PERK

LoversPark
DAIRY MILK
PERK
KITKAT
MUNCH
MILKY BAR

Ye Sab Aapke Liye

Qki Din he Suhana aaj pehli tarik he..
Mitha he khana aaj pehli tarik he
:-)

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara,

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO

APP JAB BHI CHAND KO DEKHO,
YAAD KARMA MUJHE,
YE SOCH KAR NAHI KI
KHUBSURAT HAI WO SITRO ME,
YE SOCH KAR KI
AKELA HAI WO BHI HAZARO ME

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna

Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,

Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,
Ish SMS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10 guna bada do. . . . ..
Jinn bola multiplication can't be applied on zero.

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
uski baddua talli nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar bhi Maa 3-4 Bachhe paal leti he,
lekin 3-4 beto se 1 Maa nahi paali jati.

Life is a little haraami & we are

Life is a little haraami & we are little haramkhors too. Wen we find some1 whose haramkhori is matching ours, we fall into mutual harampanti & cal it Frndshp...

Na to Ap zyada socha karo,

Na to Ap zyada socha karo,
Na kisi bat ka ghum kya karo,Na kisi ko Dil dea karo,
Na kisi ka Dil Lea karo,
Healthy Life jea karo,
Roz Roz Good milk pia karo

Jo mujhe 30 ka load na kare. ALLAH use,,

Jo mujhe 30 ka load na kare. ALLAH use,,,

“Z@RDARI”

jesi izat.

“Obama”

jesi rungat.

“Shekh Rashid”

jesi jawani.

“Nawaz Sharif” jesa hair style.

or

“Chaudry Shujat” jesi awaz dy

Dunyia mein 2 tarha

Dunyia mein 2 tarha k løg hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen...

Haseen
wøh jis ka msg aap parh rhe hain,

Aur

Zaheen
wøh jis ne yeh msg aap kø send kia hai..

Muhabbat ho jaye..

Muhabbat ho jaye..

Yaa..

Machar kaat lay..

Anjaam aik hi hay..
:-)

Raat ko neend nahi aati.
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Happy Macher Season.

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Agar apki ankh Khobsurat hai to apko dunya achi lage gi,
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