Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si.

Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"

Ek baar ik banda gwandia de ghar

Ek baar ik banda gwandia de ghar manja lain gaya, gwandi kehnda yaar sade ghar 2 hi manje ne 1 te main te mera bappu 2je te meri gharwali te meri maa sonde ne,
oh banda kehnda tussi vi hadd kar di......., manja nahi dena na deo par soya ta tareeke nal karo...

Harry and Lloyd were speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A
police car pulled them over.
'You were going eighty!' ,the officer yelled.
'Why on earth were you driving so fast?'
'We have a good reason,' Lloyd explained to the
cop.
'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there
before we had an accident!'

Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye

Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal:
Who is India’s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

Joke 7) Phone a Friend

Santa Singh after reaching 13th question:

Amitabh: apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne…
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.
Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Mohd. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai? (He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A)
But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai… (50:50 and phone a friend)
Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh: Not sure… Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa: I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer, 2 galat javabo ko mita de…
Computer:
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake but as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Santa is confused.
Santa: I would like to use the last lifeline phone a friend…
Amitabh: Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Santa: Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga…

1 Bihari : 100 bimari

1 Bihari : 100 bimari
2 Bihari : ladai ki teyaari
3 Bihari : train hamari
4 Bihari : election ki teyaari
5 Bihari : sarkaar hamari
6 Bihari : punjab hi hamari

CHUK DE FATTA
Bhayia bhajaoo
PUNJAB bachaaoo

pledge of punjabi boys:-

pledge of punjabi boys:-
punjab is our nation
girls r in our meditation
dating is our occupation
drinking is our profession
every day is celebration
to hell with education
because CANADA is our dream destination...

Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh

Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh

Ik adhami bus te chard reha

Ik adhami bus te chard reha aa te aage kurdiya ah jandiya ne
Oh kurdiya nu kehnda ke tusi pehlo chard jo mein badh
vich charda aa
Kurdiya chard jandiya ne te conductor kehnda aa "No
More"
Soch da aa koi gal ney mein agli bus te chard java ga
Dujhi bus aundi aa te pher kurdiya ah jandiya ne, te dubara oh kurdiya nu keh denda aa ke tusi pehlo chard jo, es vari vi conductor kehna aa "No More"
Pher agli bus ley udeekda aa
Jadho chardan laga aa te pher kurdiya ah janiya ne, te conductor pher ak da aa "No More"
Haar ke bandha kehnda aa "Sala morniya nu chardayi janda aa, jadh mor de vari aundi aa te kehnda aa NO MORE"

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

Ek baar ik aadmi upar se gir jata hai

Ek baar ik aadmi upar se gir jata hai aur behosh ho jata hai .
Doctor : yeh mar chuka hai .
Jab us aadmi ko shamshan ghaat le ja rahe hote hai to woh uthh ke bolta hai main zinda hoon, tabhi us ki wife bolti hai chup kar ke paijaa, tenu doctor nalo jiada pata....

Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me …..

Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me …..

Ladki : Aisa card hai jispe likha ho mein sirf tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karti hu!

Man : Mil jayega.

Ladki :2 darjan pack kar do.

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.