Constable-Sir,

Constable-Sir,

Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.


Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.

Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?

Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?

Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)

Snta & Bnta moving on road at 12midnight

Snta & Bnta moving on road at 12midnight

Snta:Bahut garmi he yaar

Bnta:HA yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate.

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.

SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.

SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun