Kudiyon wich koi Sassi

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

A Jatt stormed up to the front desk

A Jatt stormed up to the front desk of the library of Panjab University at Ludhiana and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no story whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs

JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai : Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta

Kala suit kali chunni, utte chitta(white) phul kadai da,
ik ta saali koi kuri ni fasdi, dooja fikar kamaai da,
tu ta kanjra theek hi hona, haal das sadi bharjai da....!!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c