Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :

Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar aya

Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar aya
to baap ne pocha, kitnay paisay kharch kiye?
Beta : 50 rupye.
Baap : itnay saray?
Beta : Abba us k pass 50 he tahe

Difference between dawa and daru.

Difference between dawa and daru.
Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and
Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.

wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.

wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.
thaky nahi abhi tak?
husband: raat se kar raha hoon to kiya hua
aaj to main pora din karonga.
SMS itne saste jo hogaye hain.

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile,
phansa leni chahye.

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.