Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA MUSKAN

Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.

Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.
AnOther Lady Came 2 His Wife & Said!
"Paise Pehle Le Lena,Ye Aadmi Baad Me Lafda Karta
Hai !!

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,

paGang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Satsang main baba Ramdev

Satsang main baba Ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai....
Peeche se awaz aayi,"baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!

Ek beautiful girl profesor se

Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya
prof-" To padh le beti..

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He
Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He

Tere Pas Kya Hai?

Mai Bola

Mere Mobile Me Balance He

Marez doc se

Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga..