JUMBO JOKEY: 07/15/11

Friday, July 15, 2011

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar ki.

Interviewer asks Cute Girl: Apne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?

Cute Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.

Ek din rat ko andhera hone ke karan uss se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Mr Funny spiderman ke jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.

Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagana.

k bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Funny Laloo: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wifei bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar film dekhne jate hain. Pucho to kiyun?

Because below 18 was not allowed.