Close ur eyes n imagine "

Close ur eyes n imagine "Chand ka bed taron ki chadar, phulon ka takiya, aur Pariyon k sapne"
Cum back 2 earth n sleep on ur own khatiya.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, khuda ki

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, khuda ki kasam madhosh ho gaye.
Jab nazar rahi tinchi ki tirch, khade k khade hum behosh ho gaye.

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar.....

Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se:

Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se: main kitna badsurat hoon. Bandar ki ma: Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo SMS pad raha hai....

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?

Aap ki life me

Aap ki life me Mithas ho Cadbury jaisi,
raunak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi,
Mahak ho AXE jaisi,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaisi,
aur Tenssion free ho WHISPER jaisi!

Attendence- Pappu Yes Sir

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man:

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Prince Gadde se nikalne k baad jab Sunni

Prince Gadde se nikalne k baad jab Sunni Deol se mila to Sunni Deol ne usse kaha- "Sorry yaar, ab kabhi HAND PUMP nahi ukhadunga".