Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte

Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte,
shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the,
Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.

Gajodhar:Hello amma khush khabri h

Gajodhar:Hello amma khush khabri he!
Amma-Ka he?
Gajodhar-Amma hum 2 se 3 ho gye he!
Amma-Ldka hua ki ldki?
Gajodhar-Nahi tuhar bahuriya 2sri shadi kr li hai.

Snta k bete ka accident hua

Snta k bete ka accident hua
Doc:Apke bete ki 2no leg katni padegi
Snta sir pakad lia
D:Kya hua?
Snta:Kal hi Nalayk ko nyi chapal dilayi thi.

sant & banta

Santa- yar mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya!!
Banta- kya lekha tha.?
Santa- battery low..
Banta- mujhe send kar sab ko tang karunga!!!

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?


Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.



Boy-Bata kitne aye h?



Grl-Sirf 88%

Adiwasi area me 1 teacher ki posting ho gayi.

Adiwasi area me 1 teacher ki posting ho gayi.

Students se unka pehla question- "Pehle wale teacher kaise the..?"

Adiwasi students ka answer-







"Swadisht"

A woman ws kidnapped...

A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...
Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;-)

Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog

Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog:Trrrr 2nd Frog:Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar....