santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

To aap kya karo ge...?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...

Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey....

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!

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Wajah kya thi...?


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Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe..

Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

Teacher: Translate into English

Teacher: Translate into English

“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab

Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”

Pathan: My mind is full of data base

O God! Please make me a mental case….

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho


Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?


Boy: Arey nahin !!

Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

kaisay nikalta hai???

Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..

Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza

Anday main ghusa kaisay????

SANTA - BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM

SANTA - BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE, LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE.



BABA-JA BETA. "SULABH SHOCHALAYE" KHOL DE. .

Larka Shadi K Liye Larki Dekhne Gaya.

Larka Shadi K Liye Larki Dekhne Gaya.


Larka: Main Tum Pe Vishvas Kese Karun k Tum Achi Larki ho?


Larki: Pehle Istemaal Karen Phir Vishvas Karen! :-)