Pehle KISS karo,

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha

Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha. Koi nahi tha. Usne darwaja khola aur andar chala gaya. Andar dekha to bhi uske alawa koi nahi tha. Woh akeli thi. Usne aaram se apna nikala aur haath mein pakad kar uske andar daal diya. Phir idhar udhar ungliyan chalaane lagaa. Complete room mein puch - puch ki awaaz goonjne lagi.
Thori der ke baad sab shaant ho gaya.Aadmi ne haath badha kar apna nikala aur
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paise ginta hua ATM se bahar chala gaya.

Girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana

Girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay
Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina pasand karoonga

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he- phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen- lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.




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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga

Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM???????????????????????????????????????

injection se bahut darte ho.