Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

Train mai ek husband apni wife say:

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."

"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.

Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

Sardar looked at himself in mirror and said:

Sardar looked at himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke ?

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,

Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)

A student attached Rs.100 note to his test

A student attached Rs.100 note to his test paper n wrote "Rs.1 for 1 mark."
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote "u got 19 marks keep the cange".

Always smile u knw y?

Always smile u knw y?
Bcoz haso jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya pata kal mujhse panga ho aur Hasne k liye Daant ne ho...

santa : main ek bar bathroom me susu

santa : main ek bar bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha banta: phir kya hua??
santa: maine sher ko kaha app kar lo mera to nikal gaya.....

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sam

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

banta & santa

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

2 boys follow 2 girls

2 boys follow 2 girls
The grls turned back and tied rakhi to each of them.




then the boys said 2 themselves u marry ur sister and i'll marry ur sister!

1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg

1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg
Sandal utari,56kg
Jacket utari,53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam
1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!

dharmendr got a new vodafone

dharmendr got a new vodafone conection but never got network.... why?
bcoz vodafone dog stillremembar his dilogue :kutte mai tera khoon pi jauga,

1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe

1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?

Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap hamari agosh ma aajaeye"