Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.

Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 11

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 11

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
.
Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 10

Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskaraty rehna ch

Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskaraty rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 10

“BADLA”

“BADLA”
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
“Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 10

Boy1: Yaar larki ko

Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti…

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 10

Ek bus mein larkon aur ladkiyon ki

Ek bus mein larkon aur ladkiyon ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 9

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.

Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 9