TEACHER:
Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..??
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STUDENT:
My Father’s Cheque Book ..;-)
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi.
Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi.
Sardar:
Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,
Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…
Admi:
Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….
Aik Bacha Apni Maa Se
Aik Bacha Apni Maa Se
Mama Abbu Aaj Kaam Wali Aunti Ko
Bed Pe Lita Kar…
Maa Ne Kaha Bus
Baqi Apne Abbu Ke Saamne Bolna
Jab Abbu Aaye To Maa Ne Kaha Ab Batao Beta
Bacha Bola:
Mama , Papa Kaam Wali Aunti Ko
Bed Pe Leta Kar Wohi Kar Rahe Thay
Jo Ooper Walay Uncle
Aap Ke Sath Kartey Hain
1 Shohar Khubsurat Tha Or BV Kali Thi,
1 Shohar Khubsurat Tha Or BV Kali Thi,
Shohar:
Hum Dono Jannati Hai,
Bivi:
Kesy?
Shohar:
Tum Mujhe Dekh Kar Shukar Ada Krti
Ho
Or
M Tumhay Dek Kar Toba Krta Ho.
1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye
1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye
1 Zaheen Larki Talash Ki…
Lekin Us Larki Ne Shadi Se Inkar Ker Diya…
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Kyon…?
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Kyon K Wo Waqai Zaheen Thi…
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…
Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)
Pathan Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein
Pathan Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein
Salesman Ki Nokri Mili.
Aik Larki Aayi Aur Kaha:
Underwear Dikhao.
Pathan
(Sharmate Hue):
Baaji !
Aaj Nahi Pehna..
Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai
Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
“Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe”
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