Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi
k sath dost k ghar lunch pe
gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh
kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja
nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai …!

JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he

JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he,
kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Jawab:

Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Nai. .

1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha

1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.

Santa- Doctor saab 1

Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.

Ek Chor Ne Apni Bibi Ko Sone Ka MAHENGA Set Diya

Ek Chor Ne Apni Bibi Ko Sone Ka MAHENGA Set Diya.
Bibi Khush Hoke BOLI-Janu IsKi Kimat Kya hai?
Chor:3 Saal Ki Qaid !

Boy- I love u

Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U"
DEVI JI !...

Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000

Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata h to 2 diwar banane me kitna ayega?

Stu-10 Crore

Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka?
Stu-Suresh kalmadi

IK LARKA LARKI SE : KABHI BHI KISI KO

IK LARKA LARKI SE : KABHI BHI KISI KO PATANA HO TO USE KHUD SE DUR HI RAKHANA..
LARKI: ISI LIA TO TUMHAI KHUD SE DUR NAHI JANE DETI..............

Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do

Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,
ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

Teacher to Pathan: 10 Fruits k Naam Batao

Teacher to Pathan: 10 Fruits k Naam Batao?





Pathan:

5 Amrood
5 Aanar. :-)