Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

Santa ka baap UK se aya

Santa ka baap UK se aya

Baap-Teri maa kaha he?
Santa-Vo to mar gayi

Baap-Saale tune muje Bataya Q nahi?
Santa-Mene socha suirprize Du.

Santa ka Beta .

Santa ka Beta
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Papa Mujh ko BAAJA dilao
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang Karoge
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Beta:Nahi Papa Kasam se jab sub so Jayenge tab me Bajaun

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Docto

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

Jaha pana Tusi Gr8 Ho

Jaha pana Tusi Gr8 Ho
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;
Tohafa Kabul Karo
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Nahi to hum aap per Mutra visarjan


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Mujhe MSG Nahi Kia

Dekha Inbox Me Keede Pad Gaye Na :-)

Dr:Khansi ka kya hal he?

Dr:Khansi ka kya hal he?

Santa:Khansi to Band ho gayi par ab Sanse ruk ruk kar ati he

Dr:Fiqar na karo rab ne chaha to wo V band ho jayega